Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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