Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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