- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Your Mum is soo fat.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Wigan.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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