What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

What's funnier than 68 69

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Cancer. Super Cancer.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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