What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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