What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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