This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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