What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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