Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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