What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Barbara Streisand

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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ur gey

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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