Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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are u black unlucky

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Women can vote? wtf

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My mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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