Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

thumb_up thumb_down +35

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

thumb_up thumb_down +33

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Jellybeans

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

c======3

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

thumb_up thumb_down +31

minorities

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops