what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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