Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Women's Rights

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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-knock knock! -doors open

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what is the color of a burp burple

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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