Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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A car walks into a bar.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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