What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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