- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Cancer.

guest what i love pancakes

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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