A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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