- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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