3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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