What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Your momma's so fat...

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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