Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

whats black. an african american person

Sarah Palin

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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