Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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