What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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whats black. an african american person

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Sarah Palin

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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