- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What? Yes.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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