- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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