- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

justin littleton being sucessful

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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