- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Ben Corbishley

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

He--Hey guys

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Knock, Knock Come in

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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