- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

I have an erection My mom!

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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