How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Joke

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Punching a baby

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

I'm gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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