- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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