- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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