What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Weed.

Kys

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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