wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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