Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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your life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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