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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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