What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Small Penis.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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A car walks into a bar.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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