- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

I like your hair

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Take wrong turns

What did john say to bob Hey bob

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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