Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Bob Saget that is all

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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A Fat Kenyan

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9/11

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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