What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Get on the boat.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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