Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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