- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

scientology.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Skrillex.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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