im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Your girlfriend.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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