Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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A penis walks into a bar..

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Are you a tree

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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