Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

69

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Wigan.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Anti Joke

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