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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

He walked in a bar

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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