- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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