There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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No your aunties a joke

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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woman's lacrosse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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