Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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