- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Your mother is average.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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